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PLAGESAR

One arm around the shoulder, and the darkest character becomes your homie.

Meet $PLAGESAR. People keep adding Lil Caesar beside them. The plague doctor gets the same treatment.

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Field notes

Things homies do together.

He showed up in a mask and a hat with a bird on it. Caesar put an arm round him anyway. It escalated from there.

Lil Caesar riding on the plague doctor's shoulders, pointing the way
Shoulder rides

Caesar navigates. The doctor walks. The crow has opinions.

Lil Caesar riding a giant raven that wears the doctor's mask and hat
Raven commute

The doctor turned into a very large bird. Nobody made it weird.

A very muscular Lil Caesar lifting the plague doctor over his head
Trust falls

Bench-pressing your homie counts as emotional support.

Both of them in a brass bathtub full of bubbles; the doctor sips tea
Bath, with tea

The mask stays on. The sandals also stay on. It's fine.

The treatment

Add an arm to anything.

Lil Caesar in an orange toga with his arm around the shoulders of a tall plague doctor, both seen from behind
Pick something dark

Pick one. Caesar is already reaching.

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Late shift

Still out. Still homies.

One rows with a laurel. One brought the potions. Neither brought a map.